Well this has nothing to do with Arsenal. In fact, Arsenal are conspicuous by their absence in the names that Allardyce has mentioned. But I haven’t stopped laughing since I read this so it’s worth sharing.
Speaking before the game against Fulham, Fat Sam said:
I’m not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
I might die laughing just from that one sentence. But that’s not all, it gets even better,
It wouldn’t be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time.
His delusions don’t end here. Now the Walrus sets his sight on the Premiership.
Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn’t be a problem.
There would be nothing better than seeing Chelsea managed by Fat Sam. The title would be ours without a fight! Then he goes on to insult the clubs where he has been and where he presently is,
It’s not where I’m suited to, it’s just where I’ve been for most of the time.
There is a very good reason you’re where you are. Mid-table in England, that’s where you belong. Other countries would have thrown out a manager with such a primitive style. Finally, we get an example of how clueless he is and his naivety also brings out his disrespect for what other top managers are doing and achieving,
It’s not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it.
It’s been a while since I got a stomach ache from laughing hard but this one is worth the pain.